What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
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Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
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He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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