If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
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Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
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About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize