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  • 79 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:36pm

    this isnt true because you have to give them a card to open a tab. if u hand them a gym club card theyll look at you like a dumbass and wont open up a tab

  • 86 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:56pm

    Actually 6:09 thats pretty dick of u to do considering that when ur gift card wont cover ur tab the bartender serving u has to pay the difference AND gets stiffed out of a tip, real cool asshole

  • 73 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:20am

    jager bombs always do that 2 people lol

  • 77 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:23pm

    I have tried to pay my bar tab with my driver's license. They actually ran it too. HA!

  • 81 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:46am

    FUCKING SHOWER IN THAT SHIT

  • 75 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:46pm

    This just made my day!

  • 71 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 9:40pm

    I just wonder if you used your gym card today at the gym? Or is it back to the bar?

  • 70 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:56pm

    6:09, that's fucking classic! The BEST part is stiffing the whiny bitch bartender. That might motivate those lazy fuckstains to rip up the screenplay they wrote at Starbucks and go get an actual job.

  • 74 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:21pm

    2:36 - it could happen if someone else started the tab and you are just trying to pay your portion?!?!? it happens.

  • 71 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 6:33pm

    i suppose. most bars i go to are too busy for them to deal w/ splitting up tabs so maybe im biased -2:36

  • 67 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 8:06pm

    not only that, but you would never be able to go into the bar again.

  • 66 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:43pm

    I have tried to sign my bar tab with my straw instead of the pen... not my best moment but damn funny

  • 69 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:01pm

    I have tried to pay my tab with one of my casino club cards on MANY occasions.

  • 62 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:58pm

    Heinekens and jager bombs?

  • 68 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:06pm

    ha! i remember that! it was at spill cuz i left my card at mahoneys. thx mandy!

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:58am

    did you by any chance steal a chicken and get chaced by the guy you stole it from the same night?