In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
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then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
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I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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