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  • 85 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 8:25pm

    suriously, how far up your ass is your head that you couldn't even take the beer from her?

  • 83 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 8:24pm

    HEY that was me and im not fat im just on birth control and was tryyyying to be nice ASSHOLE

  • 63 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:55am

    fat chicks give good head. just sayin.

  • 72 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:30am

    heh, no wonder you have no friends. who were you texting, your mom?

  • 70 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 8:25pm

    are you sure YOU'RE not the fat one?

  • 61 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:43pm

    10:10 It DOES make you gain weight. It also makes your boobs larger. Either you're a dude, and don't understand how the pill effects your body, or you're a clueless girl who has no need to take the pill anyway. Either way, you're a douche

  • 59 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:09pm

    Who says the texter is a guy? I thought it was a girl just being a bitch...

  • 66 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:59am

    The bigger the cushion the softer the pushin!

  • 46 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:22pm

    it doesnt make everyone gain weight, ive been on it for 2 years and there hasnt been any change, unless you count my boobs. they grew. the side effects just depend on your own personal hormone balances and natural reaction to the drug.

  • 54 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:27pm

    OP is a sad sack who apparently has no friends. I'd rather be the fat girl any day than that!

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:41am

    There are alot of hot fat chicks out there, and they're usually nicer than anyone else. I<3fatchicks

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:01am

    another term for fat chick is SALAD DODGER.

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:26pm

    Those who judge will be judged :)

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:10pm

    8:37, the pill does not make everyone gain weight; there are different side effects for the various types of pills and people. Stop using it as an excuse and get some goddamned exercise.

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:21pm

    Ah yes. Local discrimination at it's finest.

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:24am

    how many fat girls have u fucked/copped head from 10:02?? coz u sound like an expert on the subject. just sayin.

  • 61 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:05am

    It might have been better if she offered a twelve pack and a pizza.....the twelve pack for u and the pizza for her.

  • 57 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 9:48pm

    run like u woke up next to her the next morning naked....RUN

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:08am

    Skinny people would only have more endorphins if they actually worked out and a lot of them don't...

  • 51 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:32pm

    I was at a party last night and the zitty greasy little dumbass boy offered me a beer. fml oh wrong website

  • 50 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:36pm

    Isn't it funny how much fat people suck?

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:12am

    the pill can make you gain some weight, but not everyone does. and you don't gain enough to be considered fat, you have to achieve that on your own.

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 8:29pm

    i'm not fat, i'm just on birth control? no.no no.

  • 46 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 8:19pm

    what an enormous douche. the "fat girl" was probably 10 times cooler than this piece of shit

  • 39 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 5:14pm

    Fat girls do it best.....

  • 40 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:09pm

    bewbs? get me awn that sheeeeet.

  • 40 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:23pm

    Pull your head out of your ass, judgmental loser. Grow up.

  • 56 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 8:37pm

    hells gea, get outta there quick, once the fat one marks you your done

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:50pm

    haha 2:45 i was tempted to give you a thumbs down for being a douche, but the wording of your last line was just too funny. on a serious note the guy who wrote this text is a major dickhead with low self esteem. last time i checked, people shouldn't only be nice to people they want to fuck. its called being friendly.

  • 42 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:54am

    hahaha 11:31 i laughed out loud at that... subtle humor at its best...

  • 49 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:34pm

    totes magotes! let me throw in that some people use it as a period regulator and so im thinkin its kinda a win win win..bigger boobs, less periods, not necessarily sexually active

  • 43 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 8:55pm

    Lol, fat girls are the life of the party.

  • 39 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:57am

    Wow wat a. Fucking asshole...grow up she was just trying to b nice...but obviously u don't deserve that...go suk ur own dik cuz no one else ever will

  • 46 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:27pm

    Im stupid - The Quiet Girl In the Corner

  • 46 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 8:37pm

    what up 8 29? birth control makes you gain weight

  • 43 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:02pm

    BIG GIRLS, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 42 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:02am

    I disagree 1:41. Skinny people would naturally have more endorphins, therefore they're happier and nicer.

  • 43 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:00am

    Did she keep a pizza by the bed?

  • 39 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 6:00am

    The pill can make you gain weight, but normally it's only significant gain if you have problems keeping your weight down anyway (like if you have PCOS, which is a reason many girls go on the pill in the first place, suckily). Usually, as long as you keep on top of your eating and excercise, it won't have much of an effect. I'm guessing this girl was obese and/or ugly for the OP to have been so repulsed? I know plenty of moderately overweight girls who are still pretty and get lots of male attention.

  • 45 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:23am

    Wasn't me dude...I would have at least pity fucked you.

  • 40 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:39am

    big girl need love 2 im just sayin

  • 33 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 8:40am

    When I was on the pill, I felt like someone was cunt punting me constantly. I didn't gain weight on the pill, and I'll be damned if I grew another cup size. That would just hinder everything. -The quiet girl in the corner.

  • 43 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 8:49pm

    i say. take the beer. then proceed to leave.

  • 41 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:45pm

    Judging by all the thumbs down here...I take it most of you are fat? yeah thats right, thumb me down. fattie. yeah Im talking to you.

  • 31 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 10:33am

    Ahhh, St. Clair County area...this doesn't shock me at all. Girl was probably just being friendly because the OP is, apparently, a sad person who stands in a corner. Kind of makes the guy sound like a jerk AND a loser.

  • 33 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:02am

    It's a lie that fat girls give good head. They're lousy fucks overall.

  • 34 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:46pm

    Can that pill weight be lost I'm scared to get on it I'm 28