Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
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I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
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Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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