i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
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im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
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Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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