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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:07pm

    11:04, I'm Asian. You dunt rike ush?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:23am

    Clean that shit right up, kaboom baby

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 2:42am

    Funny text. Sad texter.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 2:27am

    You deserve to be put to death for playing farmville

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:53pm

    WOO HOO ! piscataway!! =]

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:17am

    Oh I get it! It's funny because he really is dressed like a farmville farmer and made a reference to harvesting women like he would have to do with crops! -Jeff

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:47pm

    Can we stop saying "may or may not"? It's starting to sound as stale and dated as "epic"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:37pm

    10:16 obviously not the kind of rock that has FB. CLEARLY the wrong kind of rock.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:10pm

    Only in farmville, not in real life

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:41am

    Golden shower in my ear itches fuck your dog is a bitch why dnt u suck me off from work today Rjl

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:21pm

    Wait. Farmville is sexy? I didn't get that memo and I don't care if you found a lonely pink cow or an ugly duckling.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:15am

    Fail.. Sory dude.. This is such a stupid txt.. Wats wrong with tfln now.. I think it's mostly the ppl that post retarded crap.. And the one about insomiona.. Saw one similar on fml yesterday..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 2:52am

    haha that is funny i know who you are jason.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 2:10am

    YaaaaaaaHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:42pm

    are you retarded 8.14pm? 732 is CENTRAL JERSEY. It's middlesex and ocean. thats no fucking forest. NORTH nj is pineys. gtfo.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 2:28am

    Charles Rutherford thinks farmvills for pussys, he plays Crackville where he plotted murder, harvested marijauna, pimped hoes, and fuckin killed it!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:27pm

    10:16, some people don't have Facebook. Or Farmville. That doesn't mean that they are an asshole. It just means that you are

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 3:12pm

    9:15 stop being a bitch. This is funny and tfln is funny your just a pusscake.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:45am

    This is the biggest loser of ALL TIME!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:51am

    Wow. Hes not gettin laid.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:04pm

    Ugh. Tfln gets dumber by the night.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:01am

    I think it's an awesome idea

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:30pm

    Uh who's the fuckhead?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:27am

    YaaaaaaaHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:46pm

    i totally went as a farmville farmer too....female version however.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 2:21am

    i totes thought about doing that...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 2:06am

    Now I know why they call you Carrot Top. After watching your act, I too would like see you buried up to your forehead in dirt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:10am

    My zip code? Pride man.

  • Submitted by justlovelyy on May 16, 10 at 3:39pm

    Virtual ladies as well I presume

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:58pm

    Anytime son, it's what I'm here for. Say, that was a swell game of tennis you put up today wasn't it? Haha, one day you might actually beat me. -Peter Schulberg

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 6:10am

    YaaaaaaaHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:07pm

    YaaaaaaaHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 2:17am

    I FUCKING HATE FARMVILLE AND ALL THAT IS ASSICIATED WITH IT, BUT THIS WAS FUCKING FUNNY

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:04am

    WTF does this even mean??? Worst tfln ever!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:10pm

    Bitches!!! Do not hate on FarmVille!! Don't hate it because you don't play it.....that's ignorant. Oh! I love jersey sooooo much! :D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:08pm

    As the night grows older everybody will be high

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 2:37am

    I play Farm Town. I like it. Haven't tried Farmville because it looked worse from the photos.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:16am

    I'll guess you're not.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:03pm

    You are the definition of a loser. Hang yourself.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:27am

    YaaaaaaaHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:56pm

    Jeff is a badass... -One of Jeff's many fans

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:18pm

    as a lady, i would never let anyone dressed like that harvest me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:33am

    How do you harvest ladies? Nourish them all season just for some other guy to fuck 'em?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:16pm

    10:13, What the fuck rock are you living under? Dumb asshole.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:06pm

    IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 2:38pm

    i love this haha 732 <3

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 5:11am

    How the fuck is this funny. I may or may not be a millionaire tomorrow. I may or nay not shave my head tomorrow, big deal!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:05am

    11.42 close but it's Brennan.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:42am

    Suck my fucking ballsack you fucktard shit show cunt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:08am

    No I don't know what you mean 5:21, can you please explain? Regards, David Schulberg

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 5:21am

    I'm gonna have to harvest some little sisters if y know what I mean

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 1:51pm

    Everyone is texting about farmville...what is it?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:26pm

    What's the hardest part about eating vegetables?? Putting them back in the wheel chair when ur done!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:51am

    1:40 whats that from?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:51pm

    Being that your from the 732 area code that dosent surprise me, F'in Pineys

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:42pm

    Anybody who plays Farmville is a ra-tard.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:28am

    He means he's going to have have relations with other peoples' younger sisters. -Peter Schulberg

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:14pm

    732 is the pineys! Bayville, Lacey area especially<3 but fuck Lacey, Bayville NJ is where it's attttt :D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:26am

    2:50=FAIL At least get the quote right when you're spamming

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:53pm

    May or may not is the new "it is what it is". Just say what you're doing dillholes, geez

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:40am

    good morning starshine, the earth says hello!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:28pm

    What's the hardest part about eating bald pussy?? Putting the diaper back on when ur done!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 10 at 2:22am

    good luck... you'll need it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:36am

    2:50 HUGE FAIL and also farmville texts aren't funny.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:15am

    That's cool, but I wouldn't dress up as my farmville farmer.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:37pm

    farmville is stupid but this text is funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 2:50am

    It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:05pm

    Oh I get it! Its funny because he is going to have sex with girls in his town tonight. -Jeff

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:59pm

    Stay classy central jersey<3

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:20am

    2:17 I hate you and your associates!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 2:42pm

    @12:21...totally agree

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:57pm

    Farmville is for people who want to fuck a virtual goat in the ass.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:41pm

    I'm Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:07pm

    Doctor Octopus says: Go fuck a goat.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:56pm

    You're ladies tonight.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:07pm

    or else it gets the hose again.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:35pm

    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:16am

    Someone took a shit in the bath tub, not again!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:36am

    732's are not pineys. they're central jersey. 609's are pineys. get it right, 11:51.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:13am

    Ok thanks dad. I didn't know you posted here as well! I thought I heard you tapping away in your bedroom :D. Lovingly, David Schulberg