she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
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You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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