im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
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Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
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I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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