i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
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