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  • Submitted by LegalizeMe on Aug 16, 10 at 3:52pm

    Bros before Hoes. You of course are the Hoe in this equation.

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      Submitted by anonymousing on Aug 18, 10 at 10:23pm

      Except clearly not a single "bro" here thought of anything other than the "hoe". That's the brotherhood for ya!

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Aug 20, 12 at 8:58pm

      The "hoe" is in the garden shed. OP is the *ho* in this equation.

  • Submitted by chemnerd390 on Aug 16, 10 at 3:17pm

    I believe this is what we call a "homie hopper."

  • Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 16, 10 at 3:52pm

    What hit you, the HIV or the herp?

  • Submitted by yourapig on Aug 16, 10 at 4:38pm

    I hope "it hit me" means his car

  • Submitted by TheRealThatGuy on Aug 16, 10 at 3:20pm

    Or maybe not far enough??? Did you get his dog and his oldest living male relative to fuck you too? Because only then can it be construed as 'too far'.

  • Submitted by sicklidae on Aug 16, 10 at 3:16pm

    Wow. Nasty slut.

  • Submitted by Fr3e2bMe on Aug 16, 10 at 4:56pm

    I believe its called "ur a fcking whore"

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    Submitted by joey38 on Aug 16, 10 at 5:38pm

    whore

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    Submitted by codered1086 on Aug 16, 10 at 6:25pm

    I'm sure he knows and he's doing the same thing :)

  • 81 67
    Submitted by drlongballs on Aug 16, 10 at 3:58pm

    take it to Jerry Springer

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    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 16, 10 at 8:22pm

    Rule: If it is too far, someone somewhere is taking it further. If not, it is your DUTY AS AN AMERICAN to take it further.

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      Submitted by sgtgrumbles on Aug 17, 10 at 8:38am

      AND I SAY YOUR THREE CENT TITANIUM TAX DOESNT GO TOO FAR ENOUGH!!!

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      Submitted by Maulsky on Sep 12, 10 at 1:39am

      Lol . Its Montréal, Canada area code !

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    Submitted by lovenlifenmusic on Aug 16, 10 at 11:28pm

    Ya think? 2 trailor park girls fondling the outside, round the outside

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    Submitted by srhprincess480 on Aug 17, 10 at 1:33am

    Well if it was payback then no but if u did it cause u couldnt control yourself then ya. And to those calling females whores. If she isnt getting paid then she isnt a whore. She just likes sex

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 10 at 8:37pm

    fucking whore.

  • 78 86
    Submitted by hentailover on Aug 16, 10 at 4:51pm

    That probably really hurt.....was it worth it?

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    Submitted by ImRightUrWrong on Aug 16, 10 at 7:20pm

    Save me a spot in hell...you'll most likely get there first.

  • 67 76
    Submitted by prometheus on Aug 17, 10 at 2:07am

    Does that make you a whore or slut

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    Submitted by lovenlifenmusic on Aug 16, 10 at 11:30pm

    Is this my ex wife, Amy?

  • 61 72
    Submitted by niceman on Aug 16, 10 at 4:41pm

    Nah, you're good. Just be sure to fuck him, also

  • 53 58
    Submitted by briiannaa on Aug 17, 10 at 5:26am

    People. It's just an app. Don't get all boner sore.

  • 59 70
    Submitted by hoor on Aug 16, 10 at 3:46pm

    When's my turn?

  • 52 61
    Submitted by hyper31337 on Oct 20, 10 at 11:23pm

    Whoa whoa whoa. It's like every chick from jersey shore!!

  • 62 81
    Submitted by mordantmouth on Aug 16, 10 at 5:30pm

    You, at the very least, suck!!!

  • 60 77
    Submitted by manlaw on Aug 16, 10 at 4:59pm

    My kind of hoe as long as I'm frist

  • 53 66
    Submitted by SoMuchStupidity on Aug 17, 10 at 12:05am

    Ya think?

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 10 at 10:36am

    Wow. Sounds exactly like my ex fiancé but the area code is wrong...

  • 54 76
    Submitted by shadyj1 on Aug 16, 10 at 3:33pm

    Ms. Kim ?

  • 50 70
    Submitted by MissGi on Aug 16, 10 at 10:55pm

    Pay back maybe ?! If so. Don't regret it !!

  • 52 80
    Submitted by emload11 on Aug 17, 10 at 11:04pm

    You aren't a slut!! I've been there, haha!!

  • 53 83
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 16, 10 at 3:18pm

    no you can talk mad shit to him

  • 46 70
    Submitted by 2144571774 on Aug 17, 10 at 9:03pm

    Keegan?

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    Submitted by aaadrianology on Jul 26, 11 at 12:38am

    Mina?

  • 34 64
    Submitted by flowerdoctor on Aug 22, 10 at 9:19pm

    Ya think