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  • 84 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:58am

    if she was a total stoner, i think pot brownies would be her specialty

  • 76 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:59pm

    but probably would never swallow or take it in the ass

  • 72 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:49pm

    Haha agreed. She's too crafty to roll a crappy one

  • 65 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:03pm

    Her weed probably smells like potpurri made from baby angels and gods flatulence...it's a good thing...

  • 67 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:41pm

    What's the matter 10:37 didn't your parents love you enough? You have to resort to that kind of crap for attention? You're pathetic you fucking troll.

  • 61 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:55am

    It's a good thing. First!

  • 60 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:03pm

    She would make the best food after so you could just munch outt !

  • 63 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:03am

    are you kidding me? she would roll the "PERFECT. marijuana cigarette."

  • 67 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:37am

    Jesus raped little boys and loved to pay for hookers. It's in the bible

  • 65 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:38pm

    Ohhhh deff.. Especially since she's such a perfectionist. That shit would be beautiful

  • 58 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:17pm

    She would probably make them all scented to smell good or something.

  • 59 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:21am

    I'm thinking she smokes blunts

  • 64 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:54am

    you know she would.

  • 57 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 7:59pm

    10:47 YOU are hilarious :D

  • 57 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:13pm

    These pretzels are making me thirsty -Crispy

  • 52 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:52pm

    Martha is hot. I'd fuck her.

  • 62 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:05am

    She can also queef glitter and stars.

  • 62 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:13am

    Hah roaches made of cookies

  • 58 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:13pm

    she does, i've seen it.

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:47am

    She would add nutmeg for a festive toke.

  • 56 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 4:32am

    Haha yes yes yes to everything. Martha would be the best stoner ever. Greatest munchie food of your life, smokin out of some crazy vase or something... and you know she'd only have the best quality green

  • 52 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 2:53pm

    She could probably grow the most cronic shit ever...then sell it at k-mart...mmmm. Martha weed....:)

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:52pm

    Hitting shelves everywhere this christmas, the Martha Stewart Ganja Grinder

  • 52 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:23pm

    I bet she could roll a pretzel pretty good...

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:32am

    i figured she make bongs out of decorative household items.

  • 51 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:05pm

    I agree. Let's roll it up all day. Cop that good stuff. And let's vibeee

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:16pm

    I would smoke weed with Martha. She would make the eat munchie food after we god high

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 8:26am

    432 it's a good thing, marthas a hardcore bitch. Straight outta club fed

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:17pm

    I ment the best munchie food

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:53am

    Damn 1037 never bothered to read that mediocre book. Jesus is a sick fuck why do people worship him?

  • 45 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:03pm

    Hell yeah 1:05! Fuck Martha. I bet that woman doesn't know cat nip from chron. She would roll nothing but preg joints probably. I'm good on that. -619

  • 45 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:42am

    2:05, nice reference.