It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
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Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
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his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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