the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
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i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
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Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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