It's astounding the number of people here have used squiggly pens to get off.
Really :3 And masturbating when you were eight? Damn, I waited until fourteen. x_x
dude, i swear i thought i was the only one! mine was a squiggle pen too, at a very young age, i figured it out accidentally when i was holding my bowl of cereal i put the pen and the paper between my legs to hold it... and it was magical. by 15 i upgraded to a real vibrator. if i'm not mistaken i believe my squiggle pen was confiscated .. or maybe it just ran out of battery, i don't know. but anyway its sorta liberating that someone did the same thing!!!
This text makes me happy. As do all of the wonderful responses.
Especially 10:35"s. "Oh, we all did it, ladies. We know we did. Though I mostly did naughty things to my stuffed animals."
bahaha
showerhead in 4th grade. now i use a neck massager and every now and then, lay under the faucet in the tub. i wish i would have thought of the squiggle pen when i had one!
Dude, why is everyone so freaking freaked out about 8-year-olds masturbating? I've freaking masturbated for as long as I can remember! Like, 4 years old and shit!
4:29pm Said: Haha this thread is awesome.. My sister and I shared a bed when we were much younger and we would stick our squiggle pens up each other all the time
THATS SOOO HOT!!!
Hahahaha best thread ever. I got mine when I was about 8, lost it, and then found it again in a box when I was like 14 and have used it ever since as a toy. Gotta love whoever it was that gave it to me as a birthday present!
awesomeness. I love the fact that so many people, especially girls, masturbating at a young age. I have since I can remember. now a feat is eatting your first pussy in the girls bath room after school in 5th grade. YUM YUM
Are you serious? I never thought about that when I had one of those squiggly pens. DAMN IT. I seen one in the store a couple of weeks ago right next to the full body massagers with turbo vibrate and heat, guess which one I purchased, lol...........
LOL i used my lil sisters mechanical toothbrush..cause i actually brushed my teeth lol.. then upgraded to the pen..
now i have a vibrator and a dildo. YAY for up grades.
you've gotttt to be kidding me. i fucking loved my squiggle pen. i got it for my tenth birthday. i never would have thought so many people used it as their vibrators. but i broke it when i was 13 then moved on to a neck massager. haha oh how i miss childhood
Me too!!!! Hahaha, it was the squiggly pen in elementary school, then the shower head, then the handle of one of those vibrating razors in high school. I bought a real vibrator as soon as I got to college and wasn't afraid of my parents finding it, haha.
It's nice to know that the majority of us have graduated from squiggle pens and shower heads, but really... it's fun to switch it up a bit.
I frickin' love this thread.
12:40 so after u play with urself your disgusted of your own juices? go clean up nasty they are suppost to taste great! I KNOW I LOVE MINES...
my first vibrator ws one of thos elittle massagre thingys they always sell by cashier at wall mart i stole it from my autn when i was about 11
Me too!! Mine eventually died and it was much harder to find another sqiggly pen when I was 17. I did find one though and finally a few years later I upgraded.
Add me to the list of the squiggle pen being my first "toy". I think I was 8 years old too.. I still have it and it still works, though I've upgraded several times since then.
holyshit. this is making me want to go use a showerhead, i need to buy one. the jets in the bathtub were pretty good too. i used a back massager thing since i was a kid, me and my friends used to take turns.
lol, me too. my parents started getting suspitous though when i kept asking for batteries and then taking my pen with me to the bathroom. then all of a sudden it disappered. damn i missed that pen. haha
1:51 and you're how old now? From your spelling, seems like you're only 12.
And thank God for all these fellow young masturbators! Ever since I can remember, I've been uh, pleasuring myself (not with an object) but didn't think that anyone else did! It's a relief to know that so many of us did (and kind of weird?)!
Me too. The electric toothbrush was OK sometimes but I didn't want anyone asking about why it was missing from the bathroom. It took me a couple years to figure out what exactly I was doing. Thanks to Babeland there is no more need for squiggle pens in this house!
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