the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
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They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
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Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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