Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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