his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
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Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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