also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
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all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
just found out that she named her cat after me.
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Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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