I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
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You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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