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  • Submitted by Journeyman on Feb 12, 11 at 12:34pm

    Sounds to me like the sender of the text watches too much porn, and thinks "lesbian" = "fucks everything in sight".

  • Submitted by harbqll on Feb 12, 11 at 12:22pm

    Possibly because they weren't interested in his dick? Or maybe because they were real-life lesbians instead of movie lesbians, and so looked like bog-trolls instead of bikini models?

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      Submitted by said8ED on Feb 12, 11 at 1:15pm

      bog-trollol!

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      Submitted by arthurlux on Feb 12, 11 at 7:59pm

      Two out of three ain't bad. Lesbians run the gamut of attractiveness same as anyone else. Some are hot, some are ugly, most are in-between. However they look, they don't have dick sex.

  • Submitted by Phys on Feb 12, 11 at 12:43pm

    Obviously because pool cues are the only sticks they enjoy playing with

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 11 at 12:20pm

    Hence the lesbian

  • Submitted by SexiMexi87 on Feb 12, 11 at 1:45pm

    The person in question could very well be female

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      Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Mar 3, 11 at 9:42am

      Exactly what I was going to say!\n\nThe message in no way implies that the fourth person was male! If the fourth person was also an (attractive) lesbian, it's a perfectly valid question!\n\nEveryone else has made themselves look very dumb by jumping to conclusions.

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    Submitted by firstyrocks94 on Feb 12, 11 at 11:59pm

    Probably because they were LESBIANS and not some greedy bi slut. Just a thought.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 11 at 10:43pm

    Because lesbians like vag. Dumbass.

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    Submitted by Fitzi on Feb 14, 11 at 11:16pm

    I would have just turned into him watching within seconds anyway

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    Submitted by fairamar on Feb 13, 11 at 1:01am

    FAILLLLL

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    Submitted by ilovewhores on Feb 12, 11 at 3:56pm

    did all three of them have mulletts?

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      Submitted by said8ED on Feb 12, 11 at 5:20pm

      hair like Bieber

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    Submitted by niceman on Feb 12, 11 at 12:38pm

    Seems to me that there should have been more alcohol and ambien involved

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    Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Feb 13, 11 at 10:43am

    I'll tell you why: The word "hot" wasn't in front of "lesbians".

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    Submitted by nsewfu1 on Feb 12, 11 at 11:52am

    First!!! Fuck u zach