gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
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fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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