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  • 149 110
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:10pm
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    A dump can make or break my day. Clean, big dump = amazing Messy, painful dump = nightmare

  • 143 107
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 7:12pm
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    You guys need to get better at sex.

  • 140 107
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 6:26pm
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    No no no you can have the best of both worlds! Just date a German or Japanese chick... fuck her and then take a dump on her. She will LOVE you for it!

  • 133 100
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 8:30pm
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    that's why the blumpkin exists. people trying to get the best of both worlds.

  • 134 106
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 5:45pm
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    I'm a girl and I love to poop!!! Even turn the lights out when I'm doing it.

  • 135 109
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 5:38pm
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    everyone knows girls dont poop

  • 132 105
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 10:23am
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    bahaha you are too funny girl! i do have to agree on a good poop making your day. women can enjoy a good poop as well as men!

  • 133 110
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 12:08am
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    i am female and have often thought the same thing. i guess release is release, right? pooooop.... i am a dyke... so stay away from my wife... still gonna call that guy an asshole. funny reply 11:58!

  • 128 101
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 9:52pm
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    it's good, but not better...

  • 126 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 3:36pm
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    I wasn't aware that I'm popular enough to be hated.

  • 135 119
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 11:15am
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    this should be a t-shirt!

  • 133 119
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 12:09am
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    you must be in california or b.c. it's midnight in toronto babe.

  • 124 103
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 7:26pm
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    Hey, ladies do not have a prostrate so cannot enjoy a good dump. Nothing like it, course if you find a girl who will stimulate your prostrate then you both will have LOT more fun.

    • 86 90
      Submitted by aphroditee69 on Sep 23, 10 at 3:33pm
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      Hahaha that's hilarious but so disturbing at the same time!

  • 122 102
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 6:03pm
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    It's a Mark Twain quote about the lack of appreciation for bowel movements.

  • 119 100
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:29am
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    psst. there is a very fine wall between a girl's anal passage and vaginal passage. silly boys, we like shitting too. c:

  • 124 111
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:01pm
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    I'm reading all of these replies on the shitter

  • 117 100
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:58pm
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    11:03 this is 9:00......ummmm.......i'm a girl.....and i'm not a lesbian......guess you were doing my husband.....so the joke's on you asshole.

  • 119 105
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 6:31pm
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    i think like the guy said at 6:26, date a girl who wants you to shit on her, you get double benefits

    • 102 93
      Submitted by aphroditee69 on Sep 23, 10 at 3:36pm
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      But it's so degrading for the women. Yikes. But hey if it floats her boat I guess haha. Gross.

  • 116 100
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:40pm
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    well i have to say i have major contipation problems so when i take a poop its like being in heaven knowing im not going to be in pain for the next couple of days so i can honestly say i probably enjoy it more then everyone on this thread!

  • 122 113
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 8:18pm
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    6:02:... lol "Cosby Kids"... classic....

  • 122 115
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 6:02pm
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    you're not the only one. I'd rather drop all the cosby kids off than get off. There's just something magical about dropping a monster duece.

  • 124 120
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 8:19pm
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    this isn't why you're single lisa you're single because you're a cunt.

  • 119 110
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 8:17pm
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    duuuuuuude shitting is awesome... i'm doing it right now!

  • 116 105
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 1:21pm
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    Why am I wasting time reading this, I need a life

  • 127 128
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 6:31pm
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    i was going to say maybe your one of those straight guys who would like a little anal play...

  • 119 113
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 3:38pm
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    eat me then i'll show you a cunt

  • 118 111
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 6:28pm
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    i love taking a good shit. i'm not single. i'm straight. and my boyfriend sometimes likes to talk about how long of a shit he took. maybe we're weird.

  • 119 114
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 5:17am
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    NO! I hate pooping. I feel so vulnerable and I'm convinced someday I will be attacked midpoop. i install extra locks on the bathroom door of every new place i move and I poop super fast. lightning pooper.

  • 116 110
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 8:29pm
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    ginger + cunt = major man repellent you should just give up and go to the dyke side

  • 118 114
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 6:28pm
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    Laying some nice long cable is one of the most satisfying things I can do on my own or with family and friends. Poo Parties are the BOMB!

  • 110 100
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 9:00pm
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    After taking a good dump its like everything is right with the world......was in a bad mood at work today.....so i took a dump.....after that i couldn't stop smiling :)

  • 113 112
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:33am
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    try getting blown while dropping bombs

  • 116 118
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 8:20am
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    5:17am: i installed a camera to watch you before you put in the extra locks.

  • 115 116
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 7:20pm
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    wow. what is the MATTER with men?!?!?!?!?!?!

  • 108 107
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 8:53pm
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    7:26 it's "prostate" not "prostrate" to be prostrate is to lay flat and unmoving

  • 107 106
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 6:14pm
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    Well the difference between sex and takin a shit is that after takin a shit you dont have to pretend to love the shit pieces in order for them not to kill you if you brake up with them

  • 117 127
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:03pm
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    While you were at work dumping, I was at your house doing your wife. I couldn't stop smiling, every thing is right with the world.

  • 110 118
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 9:35am
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    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH Hilarious!

  • 104 109
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 1:59pm
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    wanna try taking exlax and having explosive diarrhea as a group all over a pigeon? it would be like sweet vengeance... and everyone would feel relieved and ready for the day...

  • 109 120
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 4:13am
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    LMAO I Love it!!!! and I'm a female haha

  • 111 128
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 8:11pm
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    Either you're fucking wrong or i'm shitting wrong

  • 107 121
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 6:00pm
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    someone once said "there is nothing as over rated as sex or as under rated that a good shit"

  • 104 129
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 6:01pm
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    My friend says this all the time, but he has a girlfriend. So no, it's not why you're single.

  • 83 101
    Submitted by TheNewRule on Oct 15, 10 at 11:50am
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    Rule 2: A girl hasn't had orgasm till they've had a TheNewRule Orgasm. Come get it ladies!!!!

  • 45 53
    Submitted by damgam on Oct 2, 11 at 3:18am
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    Sneezing is 1/8 of an orgasm, I couldn't imagine wat a shit would come out to cuz they really r satisfying