Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
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Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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