hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
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barbara walters just said penis...
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
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No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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