East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
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Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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