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You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.

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Rock Bottom? Eh, don't you mean FRUITY PEBBLES?

Submitted by MusicTelevision on May 10, 10 at 11:43am

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They're always after me Lucky Charms...

Submitted by jbwarner86 on May 10, 10 at 12:11pm

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I bet it's Trix

Submitted by MrsParker on May 10, 10 at 11:46am

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- Isn't he one of the Palins?
  
  Submitted by Monkeyhawk on May 10, 10 at 1:01pm
  
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  - No, that's Trig. Who, oddly, has the middle name "Van", because they're big Van Halen fans, and I guess "Van Palin" is close enough.
    
    Submitted by Herschel on May 11, 10 at 2:31am
    
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Count chocula for sure!

Submitted by frootyboom8 on May 10, 10 at 12:27pm

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Could be worse. When I was going for my license, I drove with a kid named febreze.

Submitted by Slogan on May 10, 10 at 5:51pm

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How did over 1000 people dislike this text?

Submitted by chicogirl89 on May 10, 10 at 5:33pm

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Count crotchula?

Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on May 10, 10 at 5:33pm

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His name was "Grape Nuts"?

Submitted by BallsMcKenzie on May 10, 10 at 11:31am

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so did that lol

Submitted by mandubreg23 on May 12, 10 at 11:16pm

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I think you can go lower than that

Submitted by MrSubarashi on May 10, 10 at 11:18am

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Ahh kelogg

Submitted by Notwhatshesaid on May 10, 10 at 11:46am

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Definitely Kellogg.

Submitted by squared on Dec 30, 10 at 11:37am

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..isn't there a pro baseball player named cookie crisp?

Submitted by DaniBeef on May 12, 10 at 2:04am

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- Coco Crisp.
  
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toucan sam?

Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 10, 10 at 10:09pm

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Special k...always sunny in Philadelphia

Submitted by vlcmshredr23 on May 10, 10 at 3:17pm

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Zomg! You met count chocula??? Or was It Boo Berry?

Submitted by megaphone on May 10, 10 at 11:30am

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So what is it? Capt'n Crunch or Special K?

Submitted by gottapeesuzy on May 10, 10 at 11:21am

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Cherrios?

Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 10 at 11:58am

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Honey smacks

Submitted by shemp on May 10, 10 at 5:22pm

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not at all. wait it depends on which Cereal

Submitted by GoldenMe on May 10, 10 at 2:10pm

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I BET HIS NAME WAS REESE. (Reese Puffs)

Submitted by charlesdickins on May 10, 10 at 1:32pm

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- thats my husbands name only he spells it rhys
  
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was it the captain or the count?

Submitted by ls42092 on May 10, 10 at 8:57pm

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was he an army guy? maybe General Mills?

Submitted by TheOtherGuy23 on Aug 8, 10 at 2:13am

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Apple Jack? Quisp? Or Chex?

Submitted by mordantmouth on Feb 5, 11 at 1:12pm

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Kix. But that'd be g@y

Submitted by hahahauwish on May 10, 10 at 5:49pm

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coco puff?..

Submitted by herdleader on May 10, 10 at 3:16pm

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Count Chocula? That's my boy! We should all be so lucky to have a name like that!

Submitted by G_Money on May 10, 10 at 2:43pm

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Raisin Brandon.

Submitted by viAutumn on Jul 29, 11 at 6:20am

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capton crunch

Submitted by drunkindancer on May 10, 10 at 3:04pm

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kix?

Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 10 at 12:56pm

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Trix=male prostitute \nCheerios=British guy \nFruity pebbles=Guy in the closet \nGrape nuts=......\nSpecial K=Mentally or physically handicapped\nCaptain crunch=Guy who owns the boat

Submitted by cjhoops on May 10, 10 at 12:04pm

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Probably tony

Submitted by hansmger on May 10, 10 at 10:19pm

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Captain Suck?

Submitted by uAllSuck on May 10, 10 at 1:22pm

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I would do a count any day. sign me up. could you even imagine all the free chocolate??? stay away from the trix rabbit though, that's would be gross

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Submitted by MusicTelevision on May 10, 10 at 11:43am

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