Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
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Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
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I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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