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  • 71 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 3:40pm

    I often stand on the platform during delays thinking, "Someone better be dead." And when I find out someone is, I am still pissed about having to wait. Is that the definition of selfish? No. I think the definition of selfish is jumping in front of a train and delaying the commute of hundreds, possibly thousands, of people.

  • 67 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 9:20pm

    two times here. the time to clean the track is 4 hours. i hope never to use that knowledge again.

  • 61 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 11:49pm

    this is extremely inappropriate and not at all funny I think this post should be removed

  • 64 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 2:47pm

    not something to laugh about . . .

  • 61 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 11:46pm

    What the hell is wrong with you people saying that the person who KILLED THEMSELVES was being "selfish?" Have a little sympathy...

  • 57 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 3:50pm

    that happened to me... and that's about what I texted.

  • 57 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 1:17pm

    there are such better ways to do yourself off. why be an inconnvienience to others when you are having a bad day.

  • 53 45
    Submitted by tabbycat613 on May 27, 10 at 11:00pm

    This is just bruutal.

  • 53 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 11:44am

    It's happened to me 3 times as well. Once we hit a car and it took 5 hours to fix the train. blah

  • 61 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 11:00pm

    is it bad that I laughed when I read this?

    • 40 51
      Submitted by CannonPop on Jun 1, 10 at 7:01am

      According to 2:47, yes. Darn.

  • 49 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 6:09am

    Anyone who commits suicide is selfish. I bet they don't think about the effects it has on those closest to them... And then they go and delay the commute of thousands of other people.

    • 37 45
      Submitted by CannonPop on Jun 1, 10 at 7:04am

      Keeping those alive who don't want to be is also selfish. Get them a hefty amount of Prozac. It depends on the way they execute their suicide on their "selfishness".

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 1:19pm

    I have sent almost that identical text before. Wow! Guess this happens a lot.

  • 44 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 12:06am

    I don't find anything funny about the situation or suicide, but I do find the casualness of the text hilarious. I think that the person posting this probably didn't think "OMG someone just jumped in front of a train how HILARIOUS!", but simply thought the text itself was funny because it was suck a shock and downplayed.

  • 46 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 11:50pm

    yes, you fucking asshole. i hope the next time youre all waiting on a platform, someone pushes you and you die. you are so fucking inconciderate to laugh at suicide. it may be affect your precious time schedule for one day but just think about that persons life and how much shit they've been through to want to not be alive. get a fucking heart and then stab it.

    • 45 29
      Submitted by CannonPop on Jun 1, 10 at 7:15am

      I believe you could have very well made a valid point underneath all that.. You've obviously been through something similar, but calm down.

  • 49 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 9:00am

    Calm the hell down people. We are NOT laughing because someone jumped infront of the train. We ARE laughing because the text seemed so casual. So unbunch you panties and stop posting stupid comments like this is NOT funny, because IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF.

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 1:11am

    For those of you who think this is funny, it is not.

  • 49 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 1:34pm

    same boat just yesterday morn

  • 44 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 11:07am

    Once I took a train ride and I thought....'wow, it would be so terrible if we hit someone'..... .....then it happened. Does that mean it's my fault?

  • 48 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 11:08am

    when you know the person that jumped, this kind of comment is not funny at all.

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 4:21pm

    I may have been on the same train.

  • 38 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 6:11am

    "there are such better ways to do yourself off. why be an inconnvienience to others when you are having a bad day." i agreed before i read those last few posts., really sad, why would someone think death is ever funny or be so SELFISH themselves?this post is dumb. whoever posted it, i hope they read this and feel like an idiot for posting it. then they should remove it.

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:48am

    Hahaha oh yeah...no big deal or anything?

  • 40 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 4:56pm

    you all need to grow up. stat.

  • 38 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 12:46pm

    So the guy committed suicide...... it happens all the time and yes he was selfish because the only people that get hurt when someone kills themselves is their family and friends.......It was a funny text, don't be so fucking emo

    • 30 63
      Submitted by CannonPop on Jun 1, 10 at 7:06am

      Another ignorant person who doesn't understand the meaning of 'emo'. It's a genre of music. Well, at least it use to be.

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 10:32am

    This has happened to me three times.

  • 42 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 4:01pm

    THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!! DUDE KILLED HIMSELF!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

  • 37 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 5:35pm

    1) this site is for texts that are interesting. not just funny or have sophomoric overtones. 2)all of the posts are taken out of context and you don't know if someone responded to the text or what. all of you need to relax. 3) a lot of you need to learn how to spell as well.

  • 28 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 9:26pm

    I think this happened in NY again last night at 530pm. It's really sad how some people feel they need to end their lives.. what a tragic way.

  • 30 48
    Submitted by NPH9384 on Apr 17, 11 at 11:52pm

    I'm laughing solely because someone jumped in front of a train. Yep.

  • 35 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 2:56pm

    obviously the person is not thinking about the other people in their lives, all they can think about is that they want to die. I would never say they were being selfish, and i think it is disgusting that people are laughing at this. It is NOT funny, and when you know the person that did jump in front of the train, like my friend, maybe you will understand. i wish TFLN never posted this text, they should have regulated and realized how awful this truly is.

  • 31 51
    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Jul 20, 10 at 4:52pm

    Oh my.

  • 22 40
    Submitted by possum9 on Aug 22, 11 at 9:32pm

    Suicide IS selfish. You takin yourself outta the world because you its the worst, but others are having a harder time and dealing with it. Leavin your loved ones behind? Selfish as fuck

  • 28 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 11:54pm

    killing yourself is selfish, and thinking suicide is an inconvenience to your life that will continue on while that person is now deceased is also, selfish. so you guys are fighting with a double sided knife.

  • 25 62
    Submitted by 3186 on Sep 2, 10 at 3:14pm

    IDGAF if someone wants to die, it's their life to take but geeze do you really have to leave that scar on the RR crew that took your ass out?