white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
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I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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