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  • 92 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 3:51pm
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    I got arrested on my birthday too! Bitchy cops...

  • 88 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 5:27am
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    Fake, not funny, judging the OP, have nothing witty to say. Sincerely, no longer anonymous.

  • 87 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 9:11pm
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    NJ cops wouldn't. They can be jerks.

  • 84 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:39pm
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    that happened to me too!!

  • 79 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 11:07pm
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    This is funny why so many thumbs down?

  • 91 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 11:28pm
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    11:07- thumbs down means bad night.... wouldn't you consider this a bad night? and , YES 732 <33 fuck the police.

  • 88 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 5:22pm
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    happy birthdaaaay!  :)

  • 78 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 4:50pm
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    I would of just cried and told hoped they had mercy on me. Lolz.

  • 72 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:57am
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    Damn corrupted cops. They once chased me through the woods, hunting me down like animals. It was a bloodbath, -Rambo

  • 85 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 4:27pm
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    Damn cop! So inconsidert! Lol. Maybe you should think before getting caught and arrested. Lmfao.

  • 71 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 11:42pm
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    It's the worst when the put u in the tank and say it

  • 75 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 3:01am
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    Don't worry. It's better that way. It sucks when they hand you the ticket and go "happy birthday!"

  • 78 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:48am
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    Damn. Maybe they thought you were a fuckwit?

  • 73 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 8:39pm
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    Bummer... I got pulled over on my birthday a few weeks back and the cop advised me that I was in no condition to drive anywhere... then gave me a ride home. I'm so glad I live in the 'good' suburbs.

  • 72 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:00am
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    got caught for weed on my TWENTY FIRST BIRTHDAY. shittiest. 21st. ever. i feel for you

  • 77 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 7:30pm
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    this one is actually pretty funny. :D

  • 74 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 7:58pm
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    IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOO!!!!!

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 7:08pm
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  • 67 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 4:57pm
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