Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
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You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
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Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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