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  • Thank god people like 6:11 are around to decipher fact from friction for everyone else.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:13pm
  • You did the right thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:09pm
  • God would want you to finish him off, and cup the balls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 9:59pm
  • Why us this fake 6:32??? Your fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:45pm
  • I love that song. I also couldnt have a penis in my mouth during that song, even though I'm atheist. Total mood killer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:46am
  • You know, just quit believing in that bullshit and you won't have a problem any more. Oh, also, flippant blowjobs are demeaning- have some respect. Unless you had to leave because no respectable man listens to that song. In which case KUDOS.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 9:09pm
  • Nice. I've broken up with chicks who like Dave Matthews Band and didn't tell me. Some bad taste is alright, but a life without standards is a shitty life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 12:09pm
  • Haha. That's messed up. Ruined that mood.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:09am
  • if god was one of us he'd make you finish......not cool HO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 8:31pm
  • Fuck this is funny as hell hahhaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 2:13am
  • theme song to Joan of Arcadia!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:32pm
  • At least he wasent going down on you and that skynard song oooo that smell started playing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 9:41pm
  • Um fuck the person that said "what's wrong with the stupid athiests". Probably should have checked the playlist first if he had ne idea that he was gonna get blown.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:59am
  • September 3, 2009 6:11PM: HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF SOMEONE SENT THIS TEXT/IF THIS HAPPENED OR NOT, YOU DICK NOSE!??! jw.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:11pm
  • Maybe she wasn't athiest. I mean, maybe she's super religous and then just think, how (if you were really religous) would you be able to give a blowjob while listening to a song saying that your boyfriend is God. That would be hard to do.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:22am
  • I think this legit. I mean it's not impossible. I give it the benefit of the doubt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:17pm
  • Hold on, maybe his nickname is "what if god was one of us", and he just blew his load all over her monitor!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:14pm
  • Yup....Time to go

    Submitted by petdander on Jan 16, 12 at 8:09am
  • what a fucking cunt!!! like you don't have old songs in your list. remember that song was hugely back in the day, cut him some slack, and swallow that cock, bitch!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 8:26pm
  • That is a total mood killer. I think "Mmmm mmm" by the Crash Test Dummies would be the ultimate though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:21pm
  • You did the right thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:09pm
  • Omg 7:13 is awesome. Spend time with your cat? Hahahahaa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:18am
  • yeah, you're a tool 9:15. I hope you break your dick....or worse, I hope you stop enjoying sex of any kind. That would be the most appropriate punishment for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 9:44pm
  • What if !!!! ( big tone strikes back )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 9:22pm
  • What god would have wanted u to do is chomp the dick cause a guy with that song in his play list is a tool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:48pm
  • Wait did u leave because you thought he thought he was go r because you couldn't blow someone who listened to that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:14pm
  • What if it was his wife or GF's playlist? Can't stop giving a guy head just because his significant other has bad taste in music.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 9:15pm
  • Never leave mid BJ. Blue balls for that guy is far worse than eternal damnation for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:49pm
  • I think it's safe to say he won't be calling you back...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:40pm
  • Are we assuming a girl was blowing..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:22am
  • No, sorry boys. If your music is bad, you don't deserve a blowjob. Use your hand and listen to your boring lame shit and leave the rest of us alone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:50am
  • were you there 6:32??? no, that's what i thought. so maybe, just maybe it did happen, i guess you would have no proof if it didn't would you? and one more thing, maybe if you're just going to pick apart every text you should go do something more useful with your time...like home work, no one likes to repeat high school. or maybe you could hang out with your fr.....cat. nothing like some good quality time with your cat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:13pm
  • shlob my knob, don't make a fuss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:10pm
  • What is wrong with this song to begin with? And wats with the stupid athiests?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:12am
  • It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:21pm
  • Jesus gave me a hand job. Then I beat the shit out of him. Then the butt fucking started.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:16pm
  • Haha if god were only real. Lovly lady

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:00pm
  • what if god smoked cannabis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:06pm
  • This is fake. So obviously fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:32pm
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