Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
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Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
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