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  • 73 54
    Submitted by jonathan171 on Nov 14, 12 at 11:55pm

    The puking can't be that bad if you're doing it "right now" and can still text.

  • 71 60
    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Nov 14, 12 at 4:23pm

    Bless you.

  • 68 59
    Submitted by rikie83 on Nov 14, 12 at 1:49pm

    What about sneezing, shitting and vomiting all at once?

  • 68 65
    Submitted by joshua_valentine on Nov 15, 12 at 12:13am

    I am bulimic and allergic to vomit, and this text shocks and offends me!

  • 69 69
    Submitted by lol_wat on Nov 14, 12 at 2:18pm

    FFS suck it up, and walk that shit off! Lightweight!

  • 30 18
    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Sep 23, 13 at 11:32am

    What about kidney stones?

  • 30 32
    Submitted by apnxcore on Jul 22, 13 at 3:34am

    SAN JOSE!!!!!!!