marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
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you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
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How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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