I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
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i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
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