How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
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Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
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They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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