dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
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I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
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he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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