As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
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The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
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National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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