I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
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Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
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I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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