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  • Submitted by  on May 31, 12 at 3:53pm

    Masturbate in the shower. Feels good

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      Submitted by MzKitty08 on May 31, 12 at 10:41pm

      semen is not water soluble it will clog your drain... the plumber will know haha

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      Submitted by nochedetoro on Jun 1, 12 at 7:47pm

      None of my vibes are waterproof :/

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        Submitted by MzKitty08 on Jun 2, 12 at 11:09pm

        that's a tradgedy. you have got to invest in a water proof one they are heaven when lounging in my garden bath. sigh :)

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      Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 2, 12 at 2:12pm

      masterbate with the showerhead it feels even better

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    Submitted by djmagic13 on May 31, 12 at 7:45pm

    Leave no evidence.

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    Submitted by CaitlinJohns on May 31, 12 at 4:14pm

    Agreed

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    Submitted by HippyChick on May 31, 12 at 11:16pm

    Dont Ejaculate semen*

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 31, 12 at 10:19pm

    Shaven?

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    Submitted by HippyChick on May 31, 12 at 11:15pm

    Good thing girls don't ejaculate or we'd be busted.

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      Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 2, 12 at 2:27pm

      girls do ejaculate you just need to know how to push the right buttons

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    Submitted by nitro420 on Jun 1, 12 at 3:35pm

    OP is a chick, idiots.

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      Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 2, 12 at 2:11pm

      I assumed so, because I like to pour myself a glass of wine and tell myself how hot I look in the outfit I bought for me. but then I decided it would be funnier if it was a dude because it's such a chick thing. dudes usually like to porn instead of the romance masterbation

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        Submitted by nochedetoro on Jun 9, 12 at 1:40pm

        Chicks watch porn, too. Some of us like to be well-fed and a little buzzed to mix up the daily routine lol

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    Submitted by treepyrox on Jun 3, 12 at 3:30pm

    wait, they'll know..shit. I'm about to have a geyser in my tub.