you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
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This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
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Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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