You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • 95 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:14pm

    Genitals aren't really meant to be judged as "pretty" or "ugly," but hey, good for you.

  • 85 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:37pm

    This text is a lie because I fucked that guy and he said I had the most beautiful looking vulva

  • 84 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:28pm

    It was the most beautiful vulva he'd ever seen, and on a possibly related side-note, the only one he'd ever seen.

  • 78 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:18pm

    At least he called it a vulva and not a vagina.

  • 82 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:06pm

    7:02 must be a virgin if he still believes the jokes about fishy vaginas.

  • 75 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:03pm

    Why do guys criticize the appearance of vaginas when dicks are not any better, if not worse?

  • 69 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:23pm

    That's a weird way of saying it, but whatever.

  • 69 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:30pm

    I've got a 1981 vulva stationwagon

  • 72 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:32am

    Charles Rutherford says: nothing scarrier than a loaded gunt

  • 69 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:15pm

    5:13 you stole the words from my mouth

  • 68 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:38am

    I'm dripping wet thnkn about ur hot gooball surprise

  • 66 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:11pm

    She had the nicest tits I ever saw...on a human being

  • 70 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:27pm

    I disagree, 5:14. I think the spectrum is more Offensive vs. Inoffensive. I had a boyfriend with a dick like a shriveled version of Gonzo's nose! That is one ugly cock!

  • 66 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:35pm

    he was probably looking at her bunghole

  • 64 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:41pm

    I'll bet he meant VOLVO !!!

  • 63 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:27pm

    @8:13 -- lovely vulva my ass

  • 76 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:13pm

    guys dont use the word vulva and also i disagree with all of the people who say all are equally ugly. some look just fucked up and weird whereas some are lovely... like mine

  • 65 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 7:33am

    Sounds like something a serial killer would say before he got really crazy and killed you.

  • 63 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:21am

    Oh, I get it! I'm a fucking douchebag! -Jeff

  • 59 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:53pm

    9:23 lmfaoooooooo win :)

  • 67 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:37pm

    U can't call that a vulva it's a busted ravioli

  • 61 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:25pm

    Post a link to the most beautiful vulva, and we (guys and gals) will be the judge.

  • 67 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:45pm

    Nice Roast Beef Curtains!

  • 60 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:49pm

    Can't you say cunt on tfln now?

  • 63 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:38am

    Lol jk.... Alright guys, the gunt is a bulge of fat on in betwine the waist and genital area... Not so much a gut, or a cunt, but a gunt. -Tommy

  • 59 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:29pm

    Sorry I meant 9:29 not 9:21

  • 55 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:23pm

    Charles Rutherford says: there is only one Charles Rutherford! Bow to ur maker!

  • 61 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:02pm

    Oh I get it! She/he is hitting on me! -Jeff

  • 57 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:40am

    BOYS HAVE PENISES AND GIRLS HAVE VAGINAS

  • 59 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:52am

    That's what I call a fuup fat up ur pussy or a front butt

  • 59 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:43pm

    I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.

  • 54 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:06pm

    jeff says: charles you have the most beautiful nutsack

  • 64 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:46am

    October 30, 2009 3:32AM, if your adolescent mind was so deep in the gutter with your delinquincies and thoughts of fondling your mothers breasts, you wouldn't insist on imitiating other individuals online for your personal gratification. Proving, you children are silly. - Dr. Alfred Noise Water

  • 63 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:07pm

    10.28 not quite a gut, not quite a cunt. And not attractive.

  • 60 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:17pm

    Haha 8:14, my thoughts EXACTLY.

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:28pm

    @9:21... You pee through your urethra. The vulva is the visible opening to the vaginal canal aka vagina.

  • 64 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:36pm

    he's a liar....all vulva just look like mounds of meat covered with flaps of meat. All are ugly, some are more ugly, but none are beautiful

  • 61 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:31pm

    Charles Rutherford believes she means the car nit her vagina

  • 57 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 4:44am

    The worst part is he was looking at her asshole.

  • 56 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:33am

    Charles Rutherford says: your vulva stinks when it's wet!

  • 55 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:25am

    Wouldn't you love it better with a flat stomach and some nice fat vagina lips

  • 65 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:23pm

    Charles Rutherford never drives his mothers Vulva!

  • 59 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:54pm

    5:44 missed the point

  • 54 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:21pm

    Charles Rutherford says: Imposters, everywhere!!!

  • 56 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 8:49am

    Nothings better than a girl's screams as you pound her cervix

  • 54 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:50pm

    Oh look you can. Cunt cunt cunt cuntily cunt cunt. Nice cunt. Looks like a chewed mango.

  • 58 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:17pm

    I think vaginas look nice, never criticized one but I've never called one a beautiful vulva.

  • 61 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:23pm

    7:15 If waxed equals clean in your book. Well, you don't know shit about cleanliness.

  • 55 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:14pm

    Uvula is in your throat dumb ass, their talking about the vag

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:26am

    you children are silly - Dr. Alfred Noise Water

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:29pm

    It's that thing u pee with

  • 56 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:51pm

    @ 6:28 I was thinking the same thing oh...and ewww...that word should never be said out loud, lol

  • 60 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:23am

    Vulva is much more tactful than camel-toe

  • 53 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:15pm

    Charles Rutherford says: you should wash and wax your vulva so it doesn't look dirty

  • 53 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:46pm

    Charles Rutherford thinks Dale Earnhardt was driving a Vulva that terrible day when Al Queda killed him

  • 55 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 5:04pm

    1:14 I'll flip you around and slam your tight ass using your gunt as a handle !

  • 50 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:40pm

    Charles Rutherford says: says it used to be the most beautiful vulva until she crashed into a pole

  • 55 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:14am

    It took Dr. Alfred Noise Water over ten minutes to write two sentences. Thanks for letting us know how slow you are Doc.

  • 57 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:32am

    I jerk off all day! -Dr. Alfred Noise Water

  • 49 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:54pm

    No pole here... Hope you don't mind your vulva turning into cannon fodder.

  • 51 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:27pm

    @6:25 --- yeah! Post a link. I doubt this is true, however. I think the OP is dreaming and has piss flaps that flop down near her knees

  • 52 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:45am

    I knew this information guys haha I was jk about the "gunt is misspelled cunt" statement. But thanks anyways broskies -Tommy

  • 53 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:40pm

    Charles Rutherford says: you must be a member of Al Queda!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:54pm

    Oh I get it! It's funny because most people would never refer to a vulva as "beautiful"! -Jeff

  • 53 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:17am

    Wow this sounds like something my douchey ex fience' would say with his obsessions with how beautiful women parts are.

  • 52 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:01pm

    I would have passionate sex with jeff

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:13pm

    Charles Rutherford says: ur mitt looks like a fucking wet phonebook with gnats flying around it, please don't kid urself.

  • 55 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:11pm

    Charles Rutherford is a vulva.

  • 49 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:14pm

    lmfao dude idk whats funnier, jeffs sarcastic analysis of each text or the people who are so pissed at him that they fake his shit

  • 51 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:03pm

    Ugh jeff and creepy, get a room.

  • 48 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:26pm

    Charles Rutherford says: u must check under the hood first and sniff the tail-pipe.

  • 46 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:33am

    Gunt is a misspelled version of cunt. -Tommy

  • 47 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:35pm

    My whip is a 2001 vulva s80 :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:24pm

    ^^ that would be your uvula

  • 45 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:51pm

    Vulva - it's boxy, but it's safe.

  • 49 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:00am

    I wish I had a little pot belly.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:21pm

    Isn't ur vulva in ur throat?

  • 49 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:38pm

    8:13 Some guys use the anatomically correct terms. Just because they guys you know don't doesn't speak for all men.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:02pm

    I bet he said that as he was thinking to himself how foul it smelled

  • 44 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:38pm

    Isn't a vulva part of ur throat?

  • 43 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:25am

    I'm imagining that he speaks with a poncey Hugh Grant accent too.

  • 43 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:57pm

    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • 44 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:50pm

    Sarre says sex abuse is life abuse

  • 27 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 9:34am

    Get a clue 11:28 & read the 10 previous explanations of what a gunt is.