I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
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there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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