What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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