Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
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He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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