And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
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If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
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so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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