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  • 53 22
    Submitted by sevensevenseven on Feb 27, 12 at 10:48am

    It's not that your living with him. The problem is the marriage...

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    Submitted by methodtomadness on Feb 27, 12 at 2:22pm

    Being accustomed to the usual content on this site, I misread this as "he fucked me into the bed". Made things real awkward at the end of it.

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    Submitted by dash_coexist on Mar 24, 12 at 8:38pm

    Homosexual cousin? I wish I had one of those...

  • 18 18
    Submitted by comrade_sir on Feb 27, 12 at 9:46pm

    Op is a dude.

  • 19 22
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 28, 12 at 1:58am

    Forever alone friends zone veteran. A real man would kick you put of bet and have you make sandwiches.

  • 23 31
    Submitted by blue_bl00d on Feb 27, 12 at 12:19pm

    That's a bit creepy....

  • 24 36
    Submitted by Problywasme on Feb 27, 12 at 11:15am

    I think you meant to put "ass hole" instead of "mary"

  • 15 20
    Submitted by jamesbatman on Feb 28, 12 at 8:52am

    literally no one has ever said that

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    Submitted by Xploder on Feb 27, 12 at 6:04pm

    You know he wants yer vag...