i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
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So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
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So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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