Oh 2:36 I beggggg to differ. There are big british cocks and hot boys with straight and pretty teeth, it's like trying to find a unicorn but they're out there. Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
And yes, speaking of the text... holy. fucking shit. How could you NOT be aware of a spider anywhere in the vicinity of your vag, let alone crawling UP it?! I'm going to choose to believe this one is a fake so I can sleep better at night.
2:36 - have you BEEN to the Uk? because you're missing out, believe me.
and like someone said, our boy's cocks aren't hidden under beer guts and bad dress sense.
Plenty of big british cock, especially as it's not hidden under massive guts like you bloated yanks. Our teeth our just fine mate thanks to our free health care. As for arrogant, from a place where the politicians refer to it as the greatest county on earth and you try to police the world i think you win the prize on arrogance. I pitty American girls having to tolerate American men.
The itsy bitsy spider went up the nasty vag, down came the wetness and it made me have to gag!!! Spiders, not spiders, spiders give me the eebie geebies!!! Dude I hate spiders regardless, if one came out of a vagina!!!??? I'd be scarred for life
Maybe the sender didn't mean a spider in the literal sense but more along the lines of; the lady was witch like, a little disgusting and hadn't gotten laid in awhile. Sounds like all the online daters I know (I dont actually really know any, I'm just saying that's what i would imagine them being like).
5.46 You need to get your history lessons from a book not movies pal, who the fuck do you think was fighting that war for 2 years first now the Russians those guys helped. Now tell me if you can find all these places on a map.
yes, I have 7:52.... and the United States Army Airforce was a part of it! that's what allies do.
you're a fool.
and you make more educated British look bad.
Actually you wouldn't have won without the help of the u.s. Pal the invasion of normandy and the war on two fronts was vital to the downfall of Nazi Germany.
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